In the duration of HBO's hit series 'Game of Thrones' fourth season; there has been a crap load of yelling, screaming and utter disbelief on mine and possibly all die-hard GOT fans behalf. But the latest episode has me frantically writing this post out of serious... WTF!!!!!!!
GOT followers everywhere KNOW that the show is designed to specifically hit every nerve in your body and strike each chord connected to your heart, but this episode... struck the core of my being.
Hopefully you're all caught up; cause I ain't apologizing for any spoilers!
Let's breakdown the ridiculousness that went down this week; shall we?
1. Sansa finally Grows a Pair
Let's all clap ladies and gentlemen, because Sansa Stark is FINALLY realizing just how real things are getting throughout the realm! Remember little Sansa from earlier seasons? Prissy, stubborn and totally oblivious to the hardcore shenanigans surrounding her; living in that dream haze where she would be married off to this amazing prince and live happily ever after... pshh, not in this realm!
Well there was a happily ever after; her ex prince Joffery dead and her lovely escape. Win win, eh?
Maturing is now a word I can now use to describe Lady Sansa Stark. I couldn't help but let out a shriek of pure joy when she finally crossed over to the dark side to save Lord Baelish A.K.A "Little Finger" from a charge of murder.
It appears that Sansa has finally opened her precious little eyes to the worlds harsh realities and has acted accordingly. (It's about time; it only took little Arya a season or two!)
2. Who would ever betray Khalessi...
Uhmm.. That guy ^
The cat is out of the bag people. Ser Jorah, a key role in Khalessi's rise to power, has officially became the worlds dumbest guy by betraying the queen of dragons. Ripleys believe or not, I actually saw a bright future for the duo as they made their way conquering every city by storm. Well it appears Mr. Jorah was a nasty spy... yet I believe his turn around was genuine.
Too late bruh, You have pissed off the wrong person. Luckily he only got banned from the cool kids clan.
Who saw that coming? It sure as heck wasn't me. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
3. Arya Laughs in the Face of Death
We all know she is a badass but when she bursted into that wicked fit of laughter after discovering the death of aunt, Lady Aryn; I totally saw a flash of psychopath Arya. But who is to blame her. When your whole family has been slaughtered, whats the worse that could happen?
Plus that lady was coo-coo for cocoa puffs anyways.
4. The Ultimate Trial by Combat and Death of the Viper
I guess the over zealous Viper met his maker when combating the mountain...
The words to express my disbelief are absent as the awful death by skull crushing still haunts my dreams.
Yet my main concern is the fate of little Tyrion Lannister...
Rest in peace Viper and may the Gods keep Tyrion in their favor.
That's all I can say right now world... Excuse me while I go mourn.
